My summer has been overwhelmingly uneventful. Nevertheless I will you give a lengthy ramble of my daily activities since school got out...
I have yet to go a full day without seeing Alexandre Inman and I usually see Joseph Jenson every other day. You can only imagine what we do to entertain each other. It includes playing video games, going to the park, riding on Joey's golf cart, watching lots of movies, and swimming. We know how to party....
Janette came for the weekend with sethy boy. I've met Seth a few times before, but nothing would prepare me for this visit. First of all, I was about 78% positive that some sort of "announcement" was going to be made. That didn't happen and I am just a little bit disappointed. It would have given me something to do this summer other than live at the Inmans. Second of all, let me describe my brother from another mother to you. He is extremely nice, so I felt worse than usual when I "playfully" teased him. I went as far as making him get me food otherwise he would never have my approval and making him walk around the house because I didn't want him to enter where I was. He is also the equivalent of Bob the Builder. Give him something to fix and he will fix it. He even goes out of his way to find things to fix. A weird hobby in my opinion. I didn't even know somethings were broken until Seth's mega radar came along.
May 29, 2009
May 14, 2009
Little Piggys
I had the pleasure of removing vital organs from a fetal pig these last few days. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever done. This chick Courtney was going at it with the scissors and something (i don't know what) squirted and landed on her lip. I was pretty much hysterical because I thought it went in her mouth. Nasty as crap. It also smelled ridiculosly horrrible. That was the worst part, especially when you can smell it on your hands during lunch. Needless to say, none of us got ham on our sandwich this week.
May 7, 2009
Procrastination vs. fun
So this past few days have been pretty "eventful."
Friday: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAMI L. SEVERTSON!!!! That is my homie right there. She turned 16, which doesn't even matter (boys that read my blog). She still thinks you have cooties, sorry. I went to her fabulous party all night. At 4, the sexy sensational super six (Buh, Kami, ME, Amanda, Sarah, and Bryndee) went to Pei Wei. O, my delicious! I wish my mom was Asian so that I could have orange chicken every night. We went back to the Severtsons and texted my best friend Cha Cha. If you have never texted cha cha, something is missing from your life. The number is cha cha- or for you old people its 242242. You can ask them anything from What happened at Pearl Harbor? to How many calories are in a bag of Lays? to Why did the chicken cross the road? The best invention ever. You can also ask them for jokes and pick-up lines which is what I was doing. Yo mamas soo fat, she's on both sides of the family! oooooooo, what a slam.
Saturday: So, we had this thingy that the Young Women were doing at 4:30 in the morning, where we were putting a stick on a mountain. Let me repeat the most important part of that- FOUR THIRTY IN THE MORNING. Really?! We are growing girls, we need our sleep. I distinctly remember someone telling me that it was a little walk through the woods the Sunday before. That should have been my first hint that it wasn't a "little walk." Where in Sam hill are there woods in the Valley of the Sun? Anyways, my leader wanted to pick me up so I wouldn't get lost and she wanted me to be ready by 4:15. Psssh, ya right, I can already tell you the waking up on time thing didn't happen.
So, me and Emily and Sis. Mclaws get there and we start our "little walk" up the mountain. Not a tree in sight, it was HOT, and it was dark. We could see the people ahead of us with their little flashlights and I just remember praying with Emily that those lights would stop moving up the mountain. It took us 40 minutes up the hill, and 10 minutes down the hill. That should give you some idea of how steep it was. At least we got some food out of it.
I got home, went to bed, and woke up around 10:30. We were going to go to the Inmans for breakfast but decided its better that we aren't seen like this, we might scare them. I then began to work on my project that I had 5 months to do and waited till the weekend before to start it. I'm happy to say I got half of my story done before I went to hang out with my boys. Like I do every weekend. We went to Joeys and fixed his golf cart so that we could go golf cart skiing. Probably the funnest thing ever. We just hung out the rest of the day and had some pretty "memorable" events that I still haven't heard the end of.
Monday: This is about the time when I start panicking that my project won't be completed. I finished my story but had about 26 pages to draw and color. It took me 2 hours to do 3 pictures. That's when I enlisted Alex's help. I figured he always drew in Sunday school, and hopefully he knew how to color inside the lines. He came over and did absolutely nothing. Well, that's not true, he drew the front part. I am so worried she is going to take one look at the cover page and just give me an F. I will cry. After 10 hours, it finally came together and looked half way decent. Oh, and by the way, I never want to color anything ever again.
Tuesday: In case you people haven't heard me complain enough about Higley School District, I HATE HUSD. They have successfully grouped together the stupidest people in the USA into one little area. I took four high school credits in 8th grade-Earth Science, Algebra 1-2, World History, and Independent Living. Of course, none of them count which means I have to test out of Algebra 1-2 and Earth Science, and the other ones are just out the window. I tested out of Algebra 1 on Tuesday and Algebra 2 today. It sucked. Then I went straight to Justin's house to help them with his video. This is the one where my name was Katie, and I was crazy all the time. That was my character. I figure its a blessing because heaven knows I can't act.
Wednesday: I get home and realize I have no homework. Not unusual but certainly a drastic change from monday night. I decide to hang out with my best buddie so that I don't die from boredom. We blew up a diet coke bottle down the street (although it doesn't work as well when the mentos have gum in them). We also had a water fight and slid on the slip and slide. Woohoo, that was pretty fabulous. My hair frizzed up and started to curl and crap. That had to end immediately but the Inmans all have fine, thin hair. The best comb I could find was the one Alex uses. My blasted thick wavy hair! It drives me nuts! Then I had Chili with all 7 of the Inmans. They had the BIGGEST spoons ever! It barely fit in my mouth! But I have to say it was quite tasty.
Friday: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAMI L. SEVERTSON!!!! That is my homie right there. She turned 16, which doesn't even matter (boys that read my blog). She still thinks you have cooties, sorry. I went to her fabulous party all night. At 4, the sexy sensational super six (Buh, Kami, ME, Amanda, Sarah, and Bryndee) went to Pei Wei. O, my delicious! I wish my mom was Asian so that I could have orange chicken every night. We went back to the Severtsons and texted my best friend Cha Cha. If you have never texted cha cha, something is missing from your life. The number is cha cha- or for you old people its 242242. You can ask them anything from What happened at Pearl Harbor? to How many calories are in a bag of Lays? to Why did the chicken cross the road? The best invention ever. You can also ask them for jokes and pick-up lines which is what I was doing. Yo mamas soo fat, she's on both sides of the family! oooooooo, what a slam.
Saturday: So, we had this thingy that the Young Women were doing at 4:30 in the morning, where we were putting a stick on a mountain. Let me repeat the most important part of that- FOUR THIRTY IN THE MORNING. Really?! We are growing girls, we need our sleep. I distinctly remember someone telling me that it was a little walk through the woods the Sunday before. That should have been my first hint that it wasn't a "little walk." Where in Sam hill are there woods in the Valley of the Sun? Anyways, my leader wanted to pick me up so I wouldn't get lost and she wanted me to be ready by 4:15. Psssh, ya right, I can already tell you the waking up on time thing didn't happen.
So, me and Emily and Sis. Mclaws get there and we start our "little walk" up the mountain. Not a tree in sight, it was HOT, and it was dark. We could see the people ahead of us with their little flashlights and I just remember praying with Emily that those lights would stop moving up the mountain. It took us 40 minutes up the hill, and 10 minutes down the hill. That should give you some idea of how steep it was. At least we got some food out of it.
I got home, went to bed, and woke up around 10:30. We were going to go to the Inmans for breakfast but decided its better that we aren't seen like this, we might scare them. I then began to work on my project that I had 5 months to do and waited till the weekend before to start it. I'm happy to say I got half of my story done before I went to hang out with my boys. Like I do every weekend. We went to Joeys and fixed his golf cart so that we could go golf cart skiing. Probably the funnest thing ever. We just hung out the rest of the day and had some pretty "memorable" events that I still haven't heard the end of.
Monday: This is about the time when I start panicking that my project won't be completed. I finished my story but had about 26 pages to draw and color. It took me 2 hours to do 3 pictures. That's when I enlisted Alex's help. I figured he always drew in Sunday school, and hopefully he knew how to color inside the lines. He came over and did absolutely nothing. Well, that's not true, he drew the front part. I am so worried she is going to take one look at the cover page and just give me an F. I will cry. After 10 hours, it finally came together and looked half way decent. Oh, and by the way, I never want to color anything ever again.
Tuesday: In case you people haven't heard me complain enough about Higley School District, I HATE HUSD. They have successfully grouped together the stupidest people in the USA into one little area. I took four high school credits in 8th grade-Earth Science, Algebra 1-2, World History, and Independent Living. Of course, none of them count which means I have to test out of Algebra 1-2 and Earth Science, and the other ones are just out the window. I tested out of Algebra 1 on Tuesday and Algebra 2 today. It sucked. Then I went straight to Justin's house to help them with his video. This is the one where my name was Katie, and I was crazy all the time. That was my character. I figure its a blessing because heaven knows I can't act.
Wednesday: I get home and realize I have no homework. Not unusual but certainly a drastic change from monday night. I decide to hang out with my best buddie so that I don't die from boredom. We blew up a diet coke bottle down the street (although it doesn't work as well when the mentos have gum in them). We also had a water fight and slid on the slip and slide. Woohoo, that was pretty fabulous. My hair frizzed up and started to curl and crap. That had to end immediately but the Inmans all have fine, thin hair. The best comb I could find was the one Alex uses. My blasted thick wavy hair! It drives me nuts! Then I had Chili with all 7 of the Inmans. They had the BIGGEST spoons ever! It barely fit in my mouth! But I have to say it was quite tasty.
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